Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything