i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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