Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
