So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
pray to the hookup gods
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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