so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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