I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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