So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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