This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Randomize
