My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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