absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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