Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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