All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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