he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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