marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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