Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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