school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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