I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize