Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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