scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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