that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Just took my morning after pill in the library
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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