Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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