Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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