So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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