Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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