I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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