Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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