it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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