I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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