super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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