I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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