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(727): View more from Florida

So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend

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Awkward

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(301): View more from Maryland

If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.

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(806): View more from Texas

He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other

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(432): View more from Texas

If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall

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(704): View more from North Carolina

She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I think I accidentally invented a religion.

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(718): View more from New York

I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.

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