Have you finally orgasmed yet?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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