That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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