Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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