Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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