so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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