Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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