My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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