this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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