I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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