I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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