What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.