I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I would fuck him just for his dog
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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