Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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