I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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