My nipple is on Facebook.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dear god my vagina.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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