my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He called his prostate his "boner button".
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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