I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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