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• (303): View more from Colorado

  He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?

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• (530): View more from California

  Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Nothing says love like couples STD testing

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  Nothing says breakup like the results

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning

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