that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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