ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Randomize
