school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
