Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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