doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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