Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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